GAH! SERIOUSLY!

Do I have to be sick for seven days before I'm allowed to get better?

I still have a Fuckbrain Comix about 75% done that I haven't been able to finish, and I have a Sir Reginald story that I haven't had a chance to finish because I keep freezing from fever, falling asleep, and being in a state of sick-confusion. I even got two new ( Read more... )

Ah, seventeen; the lovely age when it's time to start photoshopping a girl's breasts.


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TO: PageantPhotos@aol.com
SUBJECT: Question regarding retouching a photo...
BODY:

If my child is black, can you make them look less black?
Oh, sorry, I see an example of that on your website now.

You call these pageant photos, so I wonder if the kids are turned away at the contests for not looking like their picture?

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What's that? A delightful follow-up to yesterday's photoshopping lady with possibly the worst one I could find on her site?

OKAY!!!

Question: What's wrong with this child?


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GAH!
NO NO NO NO NO!!!


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